Hussein Imperator
In less than two years President Obama has nationalized the automobile industry, the banking industry, distributed hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to his union constituencies, overridden the Constitutional provision of Congressional approval of Cabinet appointments by appointing more than three dozen non-confirmed czars to oversee the Executive department, plus trillion dollar stimulus bills and bailouts causing trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see, and has nationalized the best health care system the world has ever seen. Last year the House passed President Obama’s national security force youth bill, heeding candidate Obama’s call for a youth group of millions of volunteers, to be equipped, in the president’s words, as well as the military. From Acorn to mighty oaks. The Obama Jugend has not yet taken to the streets because Obama has yet to decide on the color green or brown for the uniforms. In any other country, and at any other time, this would be called fascism, a charismatic autocrat with a rubberstamp parliament. But the mid-terms will be here in three months, and with them the loss of Obama’s overwhelming majority, and thus his power to destroy the country. Will Obama permit this to happen? Will we see, in the next month or two, a hastily called press conference with Robert Gibbs emotionally reading an address to the people of the United States from President For Life Barack Hussein Obama? Will we see Mr. Gibbs cry with unbound joy as the Washington press corps rises as one in thunderous adulation? Will we hear the following words from Mr. Gibbs?
My fellow Americans, I bring you tidings of greatest joy. Our beloved president, Barack Hussein Obama, has proclaimed the following words shall be read and memorized throughout the land:
With whose eyes shall we see the world
There are those who will see the world hollow
With whose mind do we see fellow man
There are those who will tempt us to follow
They will smile and attempt to arrange
Your thoughts and your life and your time
By promising comfortable change
And it won’t cost you one single dime
Oh they know how to work it so well
They know every button to push
But know that the road leads to hell
I speak of that road built by Bush
We’re now in a crisis, they’ll shout
Obama is moving too fast
Only we know what it’s all about
The One’s promises surely won’t last
Yes, that’s how they speak ill of us
But we’ll save you in spite of your fears
Just know that we’re driving the bus
And we’ll be at the wheel many years
We’re creating a new nation here
A nation we’re all proud to serve
A nation we all hold so dear
That we tingle the end of each nerve
Which is why we’ve decided on this
That elections are truly passé
Now the robe of your Caesar you’ll kiss
Though we’ll still have an election day
While you won’t vote you won’t really care
It’s the symbol that really does count
With these purple hemmed togas I wear
I’ll look swell sitting here on the mount
The Past Will Always Be With Us
The New Republic has published an introspective of the Afghan war in the form or essays by nine intellectuals, and the Belmont Club has joined in the discussion. My own feeling is that the intellectuals miss the point, which is that the Afghans do not wish to be brought into the twenty-first century, nor any other century. They like things as they are, and will fight fiercely against those who try to change them. Alexander, the Moghuls, the British, the Russians, and now us, have all tried to conquer Afghanistan, all tried to pit one tribe against the other and thus gain control, all without success. We must remember that the past is here to stay, we cannot change it, we cannot erase it, we can only try to remember it.
We cannot wish the gun unfired
Reverse the call that got us mired
The past is past and by the way
The past is here and here to stay
You cannot win without the will
You cannot bid the earth be still
You cannot call the tribesmen mate
Unless you wish to share their fate
Afghanistan is of the past
An ancient world, one of the last
Where tribe and family is the law
And life is brutal, short and raw
They do not wish to be like us
Nor like the Brits nor like the Russ
Leave them be to live their lives
The Alexanders and the Clives
All failed and left without a clue
It’s time we bid them all adieu
From The Oval Office
Is Obama driving the ship of state straight to the bottom? Read the following advance text of Obama’s speech to the nation next week and judge for yourself.
My American friends, I come to you
From Oval Office with a view
Of beautiful and unspoiled yet DC
The buildings here are simply grand
And walking slowly on the Strand
Is something that is comforting to me
But there are snakes in every room
And righty whiteys crying doom
They claim that I am trying hard to break
The country down onto its knees
For all my lefty friends to please
But I assure you everything is Jake
Of course there’s some things on the ropes
Extinguishing our changey hopes
And all the fault of madman Georgie Bush
My plan’s in place, I’ll do my best
To see this clear, I shall not rest
My vision for us needs just one more push
My staff is Marxist to the core
And so we have much more in store
With Acorn and the unions we’ll prevail
With gulf oil crisis we’ve been blessed
We’ve seen the population stressed
Our plan of course is letting BP fail
Our power needs will soon be met
By solar mirrors on the net
Providing all the energy we need
For sunshine puts a happy face
On jobless workers we replace
With foreigners who’ll soon be up to speed
And lastly friends, this you should know
That space and science we forego
And NASA’s job is now to reassure
Our Muslim friends that just because
They’re backward and with murd’rous laws
That that condition’s only just du jour
In closing friends I’ll only say
That starting now, this very day
The White House as it was will not be back
For I intend to stay a while
For many terms and so my style
Demands that I must paint the damn thing black
The First Tuesday After The First Monday Blues
Various liberal propaganda organs, like the Washington Post and the Huffington Post, have recently and rather decorously questioned some of the things their hero has done and not done that he has promised to do and not do. There is a small stir in the left-wing blogosphere, where usually tight-lipped ranters are delicately asking if the Messiah has not in fact quite lived up to their expectations. He has not, for instance, to this point surrendered the United States to its enemies as they fervently wish for, nor has his gutting of missile defense satisfied them. His promise to destroy the best health care system in the world looks to be in peril if the Repubs regain the House in November, and his giving of billions of taxpayer stimulus dollars to the unions to insulate them from the perils of the marketplace, while laudable from their point of view, has not as yet accomplished their goal of destroying the evil capitalist financial system that has made the United States the envy of the world, and indeed, the recently passed Financial bill, while a step in the right direction, does not accomplish it either. The acolytes are beginning to stir, however reluctantly. Are we seeing the beginning of a serious left-wing buyers remorse? Will November 2010 see the beginning of the end for the Left?
Where does hope go when it’s gone
What is left when there’s no change
When will facts then finally dawn
On his fans that Obie’s strange
Lack of failure up to now
To enact his promises
Means that when he breaks a vow
There’re more doubting Thomases
What’s the difference between Bush
Who the liberals truly hate
And Obama’s Hindu Kush
Where’s the policy debate
Yes he’s done some things they crave
Like his stripping of defense
And his mighty union cave
And his acts ‘gainst common sense
Like his running up the debt
To a height not seen before
But they really do not get
Why he’s in that Afghan war
Oh he’s still the coolest guy
And the smartest one in town
But they’ll tell you on the sly
That he’s really let them down
A Trillion, With A T
The Associated Press is reporting that the budget deficit for this year is projected to be 1.47 trillion dollars. That’s TRILLION. Back in the 1950s, Senator Everett Dirksen, (R-IL), was an eloquent speaker for fiscal restraint. A most effective speaker, a true old-fashioned, crowd pleasing orator, he inveighed against any and all spending by the government he thought unnecessary, which was most of it. He remarked sadly, one time, that “a billion here and a billion there and pretty soon you’re talking real money.” That in a day when a billion dollars was indeed real money. It is amusing to speculate what Senator Dirksen would say of the Obama administration and the Congress spending such unthinkable sums on handouts to unions and Wall Street and other favored Democrat constituencies. Will the Chinese continue to buy our bonds? How long before we go the way of Greece and Portugal?
Senator Dirksen was known to declare
In a voice fairly dripping with honey
That a mere billion here and a mere billion there
And soon we are talking real money
Ike then was prez though his syntax did irk us
He balanced the budget for sure
But now we spend money for things like this circus
And smiling they come back for more
Where will it go and where will it end
Obama is digging a hole
The bigger it gets then the more they will spend
And soon we’ll all be on the dole
Trillions in debt for as far as may be
Our grandkids will work for no pay
For taxes will rise like the incoming sea
And rue that far gone ‘lection day
The Archaeologist
Reuters examines the increasing racial divisions brought about by the election of the first black president, and the increasing hollowness of Obama’s claim to be a post racial president. Young women and independents voted for Obama in large part because of his claim that he would salve the wounds of racial divide that some saw as pervasive in American society. Instead, those wounds have gotten worse, and Obama is largely to blame, with the result that Obama’s poll numbers among his most ardent white supporters in 2008 have dropped alarmingly, alarmingly if you are a Democrat. At the Belmont Club, Richard Fernandez has already called Obama a relic from the past.
A likely spot, the digger said
Some pottery, some tools
Museum stuff, now long time dead
New lessons from the fools
Who thought that it would never end
That good times rolled along
That they would have all they could spend
And never play the song
That ends with sorrow and with tears
And anger and no jobs
And life gets bitter with the years
Replacing Marx with Hobbes
These relics show how much they thought
Of those who paid the bills
They counted only votes they’ve bought
And now we have these hills
Of relics from the golden age
Mold filled and piled up high
Obama’s prints on every page
Passed always sine die
The diggers sweep away the dust
From bills no one could lift
And monuments turned red with rust
When end came it was swift
Der Risen Kavalier
The Belmont Club has an interesting piece on the Sherrod case, the black woman fired and then rehired as the White House panicked and thought Fox News was going to bash them for her seemingly racist comments and wanted to get out ahead of the story, and then found out she hadn’t made any racist comments and had to backtrack. Richard Fernandez, at the Belmont Club, likens the whole thing to an opera, possibly the Marx Brothers A Night At The Opera, and couples it with the revelation that 400 journalists conspired to keep the public from hearing about the reverend Wright during the 2008 presidential campaign. I liken it to Der Rosenkavalier, in which, in our opera, Der Risen Kavalier, Obama, risen above his capabilities, has driven the country over a cliff, and sings about it with the help of the journochorus.
DER RISEN KAVALIER
Enter stage left, the Journochorus
To the tune Love Is Here To Stay
It’s very clear, our love is here to stay
Not just this year, but ever and a day
They say our papers may crumble
Our ratings may tumble
When people have their say
But our love is here to stay
To the sound of only left hands clapping, Harry Reid sings, to the tune I’ve Got Rhythm
I’ve got sixty, I’ve got sixty
I’ve got sixty, who could ask for anything more
Don’t like health care, what do I care
I’ve got sixty, and we’ve got more like it in store
The orchestra swells, the lights go dim, as the risen knight, Der Risen Kavalier, strides to center stage, and sings that enchanting aria, Chicago, joined by Harry and the Journochorus
Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin’ town
The country, the country, I’ve turned it around
Every little piece of the pie I have given
To my many friends who are livin’
In Chicago, Chicago, my home town
The curtain comes down to riotous applause, and the audience files out into the night, as darkness closes in.
The Singularity
It has been said that time is nature’s way of seeing that everything doesn’t happen all at once. But what if everything did happen all at once, and time is just a perception, what if the universe runs on different rules than we, and Julius Caesar is alive and well, at least until the Ides.
Julie, kid, why did you cross
That river on that day?
To change the world, to change your luck?
Collect your owed back pay?
But did you know, as you got wet
Another man set sail
In tiny ships and headed west
While elsewhere one more nail
Went through the wrist and it was done
They crowned a man who tried
To teach us all what honor means
And for that crucified
At Valley Forge they froze and starved
While elsewhere brave men flew
The bombers that brought freedom home
The brave, the proud, the few
And while these things are going on
Concurrently it seems
A million billion more are busy
Living out their dreams
An instant to the universe
When all that happened did
Look heavenward, the stars are us
Step lightly, Julie kid
Media Whores
We all remember the president of CNN in 2002 confessing the nightly news from Baghdad was written for CNN by the Iraqis, and how CNN justified this by saying that without them being a willing tool for Iraqi propaganda they could not have stayed in Baghdad. Well, the same thing is happening in Lebanon, where US and western reporters hang around with their pals in Hezbollah, serving up radical Islamic propaganda as unbiased news. Actually, I suppose it is unbiased, in a way, because the western journalists in the Middle East hate the Israelis every bit as much as the Arabs do, so to the journalists, spreading radical Islamic propaganda is in a good cause.
I’m in Beirut to see the wars
Just one of many journo whores
I kiss some ass but that’s my job
To be in front of every mob
That’s lined up when the pants come down
That’s how it’s done in Beirut town
Of course I have to slant the news
That’s how we whores all pay our dues
But look around you, if you will
A Jewish house on every hill
In Gaza children have no food
No wonder there’s an ugly mood
Among the peaceful Arab street
Who see their lives are incomplete
The Hizbullah folk that I know
Are real good guys who want to show
The world that all they want’s a chance
To join the economic dance
And live where ever they may choose
And incidentally kill some Jews
A Republic, If You Can Keep It
The Belmont Club has a very interesting discussion of an article in the American Spectator by Angelo de Codavilla of Boston University, and a similar article in the UK Daily Telegraph by Janet Daley, in which both argue that the class struggle has come to America, not in the traditional sense of poor against rich, but of the self-anointed intellectual elites against the middle class. The object is what it has always been, power. Power to run the lives of people the elite deem unwashed and ignorant, and therefore in need of guidance and rule from people like them. Our new elites scoff at the Constitution and scoff at the notion that people have natural rights given by God. Elena Kagan, President Obama’s nominee to be the next Supreme Court justice, was asked, at her confirmation hearing, if she believed men had natural rights independent of the Constitution, and she replied, in her non-reply, that the only rights men had were rights granted by government, and by government she meant intelligent, sophisticated people like herself. The self-anointed intellectual elites have resumed the power taken from them by the Declaration of Independence, and mean not to relinguish it again. When asked what sort of nation had the founders created, Benjamin Franklin replied, “A republic, if you can keep it.” Obama and his Marxist friends are determined to destroy the middle class, change the United States to a European style socialist state, and remain in power forever with the votes of the people who owe their lives and livelihood to the government, and to them.
I find this crying, mewling crowd
Distasteful in extreme
Their cries of liberty are loud
But they don’t see the dream
The middle class has had its day
They’ve set the country’s tone
But now it’s us that has the say
We’ve taken back the loan
We gave to you so many years
Ago on 4 July
And now we have, I and my peers
Reclaimed the right to buy
Your vote and rule you as we please
The right to set the laws
To make you work while we at ease
Change everything, because
We are your betters, born to be
We know what’s best for you
We look about and scorn to see
Your middle classist view
That every man is equal ‘fore
The law and free to make
What of his life he can and more
With rights no one can take
But that is gone, gone with the wind
You’ll do what now we say
We’ll punish you, for you have sinned
That Independence Day
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