The Mosque Of The Red Death
President Obams, in a speech delivered during the White House Ramadan dinner honoring Muslims, declared he was all in favor of building a mosque a few feet away from the site of the attack by Muslims on the Twin Towers that killed over 3,000 Americans. The only reason the Muslims want the mosque so close to Ground Zero, as everyone, including Obama knows, is to shove a sharpened stick into the eye of the Great Satan. But then, did not Obama promise us that in any dispute between us and the Muslims he would be on the side of the Muslims?
Blameless lives and silver planes
Buildings down in fiery rains
Muslims cheering in the streets
Glorying in Muslim feats
Now a mosque they wish to build
Near the site the bodies filled
Smiling slyly as they claim
We are not the ones to blame
Gentle lefties take the hands
Of the killers whose demands
Lefty leaders bow to grant
Sneering at the people’s chant
That to build there’s a disgrace
And are told to mind their place
We have news for those who would
Build a mosque where once there stood
Buildings filled with kin and friends
Whose killers now Barack defends
Build your mosque in New York town
Don’t be surprised when it comes down
Along with all the Muslim dreck
Who think they have the right to wreck
The lives and dreams of other men
The 52s will show them when
We’ve had enough of killer’s ways
The end is coming, count the days
The Narrative
The left has captured the cultural institutions. Marxist professors rule the universities, teaching kids the United States is evil. They own the media, newspapers today are a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party, printing the party line as fact. Hollywood paints the United States to the world as an evil, crime ridden, racist, imperialist society. Democrats have apologized to the Japanese for everything from winning the war to burning their cites to dropping the atomic bomb, and we seem on the verge of doing more apologizing as our Secretary of State pays a visit to Japan. The left has over the past many decades developed and perfected the narrative: the United States wantonly, deliberately, criminally and entirely unnecessarily dropped atomic bombs on a peaceful and unsuspecting Japan.
The facts do not matter it’s image that counts
The narrative sees that the country’s guilt mounts
We clap and we cheer when we see rubble bounce
We slew ‘til resistance was stilled
We started the war for the promise of gain
And suffered no loss while inflicting great pain
We dropped bombs from skies like the soft falling rain
We cared not the children we killed
We poisoned the earth with our nuclear bomb
And watched people die with the greatest aplomb
Our battlefields looked like a latter-day Somme
And we slaughtered as only we can
We built silver bombers to fly through the night
And burn down the cities while claiming to fight
In defense of freedom so we had the right
To murder a peaceful Japan
‘BamaCare
The Democrats insist that public opinion doesn’t matter, that they know what is best for us, and just because we don’t like ObamaCare now doesn’t mean we won’t come eventually to like it. Harry Reid says we’ll love it once we know what’s in it, which seems to be the Dems’ strategy: Pass a 1,200 page bill that nobody has read and tell us we’ll love it once someone gets around to reading it. The strategy of course, is to bankrupt the country then impose Marxist rule to solve the problem they created.
There’s much to like ‘bout ‘Bamacare
Said Harry Reid with a death stare
That told us all we need to know about
The lefty scheme to get us all
Into their clutches and in thrall
So deep that no one living can get out
They’ve gone too far that’s what I think
The whole damn thing is gonna sink
The left has played its card and come up deuce
In pushing Marx right down our throats
The people with their sacred votes
Will put them all on rafts and cut them loose
The Galactic Order
The universe is not linear. Each galaxy in each universe has a black hole at its center, and that black hole encloses its own universe with billions upon billions of galaxies, each galaxy with a galactic black hole, each galactic black hole with its own universe within. And so on, for the universe is infinite, as infinite as the Clockmaker who made it. From time to time a black hole expands and swallows its galaxy, while at the same time the universe within the expanding black hole is also expanding, meaning that an expanding universe is in the process of destroying someone else’s galaxy. Over the past seventy years or more the radical left wing of the Democratic party has replicated this infinite universe, creating black holes within black holes, entitlements within entitlements, partisan enclaves within partisan enclaves, always expanding, always destroying, all in the name of ideology and power. And when it can expand no further, like all bubbles it will burst. And when it bursts we will be swallowed by the black hole, with all we and our ancestors have lived and died for, our hopes and dreams for our children swept into the maw, leaving fiery trails in the night sky like a raging borealis.
Each galaxy has at its center
A thing where if you dare to enter
You can’t get out no matter what you do
A universe has umpteen billion
Black holes that are riding pillion
And each black hole has universes too
Those universes in their turn
Have black holes as we all shall learn
Ad infinitum is the word we seek
And this is what we have today
Black holes in which we throw our pay
To be doled out to those who’re in the clique
A universe without an end
A bureaucrat ‘round every bend
The lefties run a universe gone mad
A black hole formed for every group
There’s no guard on the chicken coop
And everyone just shrugs and says too bad
That universe will end one day
For entropy will have its way
And when it’s gone we know who’ll pay the bills
Till then our socialistic state
Will carry on till it’s too late
In meantime it’s a rifle and the hills
The Little Man Who Wasn’t There
There have been several influential essays recently arguing that the United States is ruled by a left leaning ruling class, mostly Ivy Leaguers, whose world view is completely different in many ways from the world view of ordinary Americans. Others say this argument in absurd, that America has no ruling class, and even if it did, the left is so divided among itself as to be incapable of ruling anything. It’s like the little man upon the stair. Is he there or isn’t he? I submit he is there, because we see him.
I saw a man upon the stair
A smiling face and well-coiffed hair
Bearing every lefty ware
Intent on spending cupboards bare
But then again we must be fair
They do not rule but only care
Call them lefties if you dare
But the thorns of life they bear
Heavy burdened, patience rare
Breathing noble freedom’s air
Dragging sinners from their lair
Climb aboard, you’ve paid the fare
Flag draped clothing they may wear
Constitutions they may tear
We’ve seen the man upon the stair
Though some would say he isn’t there
High Noon At The Ethics Committee
Congressman Charley Rangle, D-NY, is in the news again, the House Ethics committee looking into some shenanigans having to do with cheating on his taxes and other assorted stuff politicians always take for granted that they don’t have to do. Charley explained his failure to pay his taxes on his being unable to understand the tax code, which is mildly humorous, since Congressman Rangel chairs the powerful House committee that writes the tax rules for the rest of us. Charley Rangle has always, to my mind, been one of the good guys, not a hater like some of his Democrat colleagues, but more interested in the perks associated with being a powerful politician. But now the sheriff is after him, including the High Sheriff. President Obama has suggested rather forcefully that Charley resign, since he would no doubt be an impediment to the Dems keeping the House this November. In addition to the president, many of his colleagues have urged him to resign, but Charley just grins and says he hasn’t done anything wrong, and in his mind, he hasn’t. Yes, the sheriff is after him. There’s a big Wanted Dead Or Alive poster in the sheriff’s office, with Charley’s picture on it.
The sheriff moseyed up the street
Boots kicking up the sand
The Wanted poster of the cheat
Gripped firmly in his hand
He’d seen that face ride into town
And head for the saloon
A smiling face, a tiny frown
The time was just high noon
A-past the swinging doors he strode
His six-gun at his hip
A-past the horse the stranger rode
Still sweaty from the trip
He saw his quarry in the dark
A-standin’ at the bar
His voice commanded in a bark
Just stand right where you are!
I’ve come here to arrest you, sir
For cheating on your taxes
You’ll spend a goodly time in stir
Depending what the max is
The man looked up and smiled a smile
Said you know who I am?
It’s well for you I do not rile
Or you’d be in a jam
For I’m beloved Congressman
Chuck Rangle from New York
And I’m the guy who writes the plan
For guys like you who work
Must follow under pain of law
The penalties are clear
No matter how quick is your draw
You’ll serve at least a year
But none of this applies to me
Because, son, I’m your better
So you can not arrest me, see
But you can write me a letter
With that he put his shot glass down
And climbed upon his horsey
And headed north for New York town
Though he’d have to cross New Jorsey
The Orb Spider
The Washington Post has completed a two year survey and review of America’s intelligence gathering since 9/11, mostly, they claim, by simply examining public records, and aggregating the data. Or, as we simpler folk would say, connecting the dots. But all intelligence is connecting the dots, whether Military Intelligence or plain old human intelligence. But once you’ve got the dots connected, how do you keep them connected, how do you keep them from coming apart again? Enter the orb spider.
The sheer tensile strength of the orb spider’s web
Is many times greater than steel
She sits and she waits for her dinner to come
Stirring thrums in the web she will feel
Then she pounces at once with a motion so quick
That the eye cannot follow the leap
And the dot is enclosed in the orb spider’s silk
That she’ll toss on the top of the heap
Connecting the dot to the others she’s stored
All tied with her strong silken knots
She never does sleep and she never does rest
She’s kept busy connecting the dots
Hussein Imperator
In less than two years President Obama has nationalized the automobile industry, the banking industry, distributed hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to his union constituencies, overridden the Constitutional provision of Congressional approval of Cabinet appointments by appointing more than three dozen non-confirmed czars to oversee the Executive department, plus trillion dollar stimulus bills and bailouts causing trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see, and has nationalized the best health care system the world has ever seen. Last year the House passed President Obama’s national security force youth bill, heeding candidate Obama’s call for a youth group of millions of volunteers, to be equipped, in the president’s words, as well as the military. From Acorn to mighty oaks. The Obama Jugend has not yet taken to the streets because Obama has yet to decide on the color green or brown for the uniforms. In any other country, and at any other time, this would be called fascism, a charismatic autocrat with a rubberstamp parliament. But the mid-terms will be here in three months, and with them the loss of Obama’s overwhelming majority, and thus his power to destroy the country. Will Obama permit this to happen? Will we see, in the next month or two, a hastily called press conference with Robert Gibbs emotionally reading an address to the people of the United States from President For Life Barack Hussein Obama? Will we see Mr. Gibbs cry with unbound joy as the Washington press corps rises as one in thunderous adulation? Will we hear the following words from Mr. Gibbs?
My fellow Americans, I bring you tidings of greatest joy. Our beloved president, Barack Hussein Obama, has proclaimed the following words shall be read and memorized throughout the land:
With whose eyes shall we see the world
There are those who will see the world hollow
With whose mind do we see fellow man
There are those who will tempt us to follow
They will smile and attempt to arrange
Your thoughts and your life and your time
By promising comfortable change
And it won’t cost you one single dime
Oh they know how to work it so well
They know every button to push
But know that the road leads to hell
I speak of that road built by Bush
We’re now in a crisis, they’ll shout
Obama is moving too fast
Only we know what it’s all about
The One’s promises surely won’t last
Yes, that’s how they speak ill of us
But we’ll save you in spite of your fears
Just know that we’re driving the bus
And we’ll be at the wheel many years
We’re creating a new nation here
A nation we’re all proud to serve
A nation we all hold so dear
That we tingle the end of each nerve
Which is why we’ve decided on this
That elections are truly passé
Now the robe of your Caesar you’ll kiss
Though we’ll still have an election day
While you won’t vote you won’t really care
It’s the symbol that really does count
With these purple hemmed togas I wear
I’ll look swell sitting here on the mount
The Past Will Always Be With Us
The New Republic has published an introspective of the Afghan war in the form or essays by nine intellectuals, and the Belmont Club has joined in the discussion. My own feeling is that the intellectuals miss the point, which is that the Afghans do not wish to be brought into the twenty-first century, nor any other century. They like things as they are, and will fight fiercely against those who try to change them. Alexander, the Moghuls, the British, the Russians, and now us, have all tried to conquer Afghanistan, all tried to pit one tribe against the other and thus gain control, all without success. We must remember that the past is here to stay, we cannot change it, we cannot erase it, we can only try to remember it.
We cannot wish the gun unfired
Reverse the call that got us mired
The past is past and by the way
The past is here and here to stay
You cannot win without the will
You cannot bid the earth be still
You cannot call the tribesmen mate
Unless you wish to share their fate
Afghanistan is of the past
An ancient world, one of the last
Where tribe and family is the law
And life is brutal, short and raw
They do not wish to be like us
Nor like the Brits nor like the Russ
Leave them be to live their lives
The Alexanders and the Clives
All failed and left without a clue
It’s time we bid them all adieu
From The Oval Office
Is Obama driving the ship of state straight to the bottom? Read the following advance text of Obama’s speech to the nation next week and judge for yourself.
My American friends, I come to you
From Oval Office with a view
Of beautiful and unspoiled yet DC
The buildings here are simply grand
And walking slowly on the Strand
Is something that is comforting to me
But there are snakes in every room
And righty whiteys crying doom
They claim that I am trying hard to break
The country down onto its knees
For all my lefty friends to please
But I assure you everything is Jake
Of course there’s some things on the ropes
Extinguishing our changey hopes
And all the fault of madman Georgie Bush
My plan’s in place, I’ll do my best
To see this clear, I shall not rest
My vision for us needs just one more push
My staff is Marxist to the core
And so we have much more in store
With Acorn and the unions we’ll prevail
With gulf oil crisis we’ve been blessed
We’ve seen the population stressed
Our plan of course is letting BP fail
Our power needs will soon be met
By solar mirrors on the net
Providing all the energy we need
For sunshine puts a happy face
On jobless workers we replace
With foreigners who’ll soon be up to speed
And lastly friends, this you should know
That space and science we forego
And NASA’s job is now to reassure
Our Muslim friends that just because
They’re backward and with murd’rous laws
That that condition’s only just du jour
In closing friends I’ll only say
That starting now, this very day
The White House as it was will not be back
For I intend to stay a while
For many terms and so my style
Demands that I must paint the damn thing black
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