A Little Pink Pantsuit

A State Department spokeswoman was asked to name a significant action or initiative by Hillary Clinton while Secretary of State and was forced to admit that she knew of none. Hillary herself, when asked the same question, replied that she had, single handedly, saved the world several times, but could provide no details. Most of us remember Hillary Clinton as the woman who always wore a pink pantsuit just a bit too small to adequately contain the overly abundant gluteus maximus.

I saved the world, she gaily said
Though I cannot say just how
My travels through this troubled world
Have brought hopeful peace for now
I’ve done great things that even those
Who hate cannot now refute
Bestride the world, I did these things
In my little pink pantsuit

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