Buy One, Get Ibe Free

Hillary Clinton is gearing up for a run at the 2016 Democratic nomination campaign. We must never forget there are two Clintons. When Bill ran in 1992 he assured everyone that if you bought him you got Hillary too. Buy one get one free. How many people would still vote for Bill who would never vote for Hillary? To ask is to answer. Therefore the Hillary campaign will focus on convincing Democrat voters that a Hillary presidency will be terms three and four of a Bill Clinton presidency. Campaign ads showing Hillary’s lips moving with Bill nodding approval in the background, but the voice-over says “Balanced budgets, greatest economic times in history, full employment, low taxes. Vote for one and get one free.” They might even trot out that old WW2 song We Did It Before And We Can Do It Again.

We did it before and we can do it again
Yes we can do it again
With us together remember how
We all got rich with the rising Dow
We did it before and we can do it again
Yes we can do it again
We had no wars and the jobs were good
We soaked the rich just like Robin Hood
Get both for one and then
We did it before, we’ll do it again!

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