It’s Too Late, Toots

Marty Peretz, David Brooks and Peggy Noonan, all of whom swooned in ecstasy at the very thought of electing the messianic first black president Barak Hussein Obama to the presidency, are now not so sure. Peretz is concerned that Obama has made the Middle East situation worse, and Brooks, the New York Times’ pseudo token conservative, admits he was a sap. As for our Peggy, it’s too late, toots.

 

 

Peretz says Middle East in tatters

A little late, not that it matters

Yes I’m a sap, says David Brooks

But I still like Obama’s looks

Just nothing worked, Miss Noonan cries

And dabs fake teardrops from her eyes

Oh yes they cheered him way back when

But his is now and that was then

And we who knew him from the start

Say baby, we don’ give a fart

And Brooksie, take your New York Times

And shove it where your grasss knoll rhymes

And little Peggy, oh so sweet

Go sell your sweetness on the street

We’re tired of you, your faux big brains

Get out, you’re clogging up our drains

 

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