The Obama administration is incapable or unwilling to defend the interests of the United States against states that wish us harm. President Obama has sided with the radical left environmentalists in destroying the economy of the United States. He has placed our armed forces in a landlocked country with no way out, and in spite of all this, Obama is completely at peace with himself, completely convinced that he is the smartest guy in town, and that he is poised on the threshold of greatness. In a personal, wide ranging interview with President Obama in the Oval Office, late at night, no one in the darkened room but the two of us, he leaned close in a conspiratorial manner and whispered,

 

I’m poised on the threshold of greatness

I need but to step through the door

The women all love me completely

They lust just to be my amour

I was born to be somebody special

In Hilo or Kenya or such

I have a Messiah within me

And that is why I care so much

I speak and the birds think I’m singing

I walk on rose petals folks throw

I smile and the sun hides in envy

The seas and the atmosphere glow

The magic I’m blessed with is awesome

Impossible that I do wrong

The merest of words that I utter

Are turned instantly into song

I’m humbled to be in this office

Where great men have been here before

But none have been here on this threshold

Of greatness with me at the door

I thank you for coming this evening

Not often do I get the chance

To speak without screaming supporters

And women who just want to dance

And hold me real close to their bosoms

And fondle my shirt and my tie

I see that the nurses are calling

It’s time now to bid you goodbye