President Obama is off to Copenhagen to jump-start the flagging UN effort to destroy western civilization, a thing apparently dear to the president’s heart. The leaked emails and memos from the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia have shown the climate scientists hiding the data that contradicted their falsified alarms about global warming, preventing skeptics from publishing in journals and otherwise behaving like wise guys engaged in criminal activity. Which they were. The question is, was this a conspiracy or just mission bias, an innocent commonality of belief. I believe the question has been answered: conspiracy. A conspiracy by the radical environmental Left to return the western world to the 12th century, when the world, they believe, was a better place and the inhabitants thereof a nobler people. A conspiracy of dunces with PhDs. This whole Global Warming thing has been a snow job from the very first. Or as Al Gore was reportedly heard to exclaim, “Kyoto today, tomorrow die Welt!”
Snow when seen from inside home
Glistens white and lovely
Until you put on boots and cap
And then it becomes shovely
The AGW stuff’s like that
It looks good from a distance
But when you get up close to it
You sure do find resistance
To everything the science guys
Who really should know better
Are doing to their science just
To get that grant fund letter
Is there a big conspiracy
Or just a mission bias
Do they believe in what they say
Or are they just big liahs
Break down the word conspiracy
And feast your eyes upon
The last part that says piracy
The first part that says con