Yesterday And Tomorrow

There have been a couple of recent and interesting developments. Hezbollah has been infiltrated by CIA and Russia activates its missile warning system. If Hezbollah is yesterday, and they soon will be, then Russia and Putin are tomorrow. Enjoy today.

 

 

Yesterday

 

Let’s hand it to the CIA

They got from State some guys who’re gay

To infiltrate the Hezbollah

And pretty soon it was voila!

The Hezbollah guys were in love

With every little turtle dove

The CIA could find to send

To Lebanon to find a friend

Who’d spill the beans while snug in bed

It worked so well they’re now all wed

The Hezbollah are husbands now

They each have one sweet bearded frau

And CIA pays child support

For every new arrived report

Yes Hezbollah no longer kills

And does whatever Allah wills

For wifey has them by the shorts

And though he squeals and cries and snorts

Their days are done, we knew they were

When they preferred a him to her

So raise a toast to CIA

With State they rose to save the day

By sending guys they knew who would

Do quite a job by smelling good

 

Tomorrow

 

Putin huffs that he won’t yield

He’ll activate the missile shield

He claims our guns are aimed at him

But he must think we’re really dim

The Russian liberty’s a fraud

They’re out to take the near abroad

Return it to its former state

As vassals to the late and great

Old Soviet of Stalin’s time

Where guys like Putin learned to climb

The ladder over fallen guys

Who stumbled in Beria’s eyes

And vanished in the northern snows

And disappeared where goodness knows

Yes Putin has his missile shield

And yes we know he will not yield

And from my lonely point of view

It looks like we’re in Cold War 2

 

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