The presidential election of 2012 will be here before we know it. Hoping for the best but preparing for the worst, Verse-afire took the Metroliner to DC to interview the president. After a meager lunch of foie gras, crackers and an amusing merlot, President Obama outlined his plans for the country after his re-election.

 

 

Firstly, let me make it clear

That it is my intent to steer

The nation on a course that takes it left

The many people now in need

The many children we must feed

Cannot in all good conscience be bereft

Of things that government can bring

To make our children laugh and sing

From bikes for tykes to what they all must wear

We’ll clean the air of CO2

The sky will once again be blue

And everyone will have Obamacare

The White House still will be the place

Where our friend Mao can show his face

On Christmas trees and mantles and on walls

Republicans will have to learn

We won again and it’s my turn

To show them it is I who make the calls

Fox News will soon be off the air

And hateful voices will not dare

To criticize my words or deeds or acts

The MSM that loves me so

We’ll subsidize so it will grow

And print what I point out are just the facts

Republicans in Congress will

Be quite allowed to pass a bill

That I will never sign so what’s the use

The next election won’t be seen

There will be no 2016

The people will obey with no excuse

Of course your notes will soon be lost

I can’t permit at any cost

My words to reach the ears of man or beast

And so, I truly much regret

That death must come for you, and yet

I’m pleased you learned the truth ‘ere you’re deceased

 

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