There are those who say President Obama will do nothing about the soon to be produced Iranian nuclear bomb, and will do nothing when the Iranians nuke Israel. I talked to a woman named Valerie at the White House about this, and she said, “Scoff it you will, but stamping your feet is not exactly doing nothing!” When pressed to explain that, she said:

To those who scoff he will do naught
You don’t know our Barack, sir
He’ll stamp his foot just like he ought
At any nuke attack, sir
Then sit right down and make a call
And follow with a letter
To whom it might concern et al
To make himself feel better
For who needs those Israeli guys
They’re always making trouble
And as for Bibi, quel surprise
What Barack says goes double