The Washington Post reports a meeting was held in Washington recently at which representatives of the leading American newspapers lamented they did not know where the industry was going, beyond going down. I think this is where they’re going.
Can you tell me where we’re going
Said inventor to the scribe
The scribe had not the knowing
But he thought the scribbler tribe
Had naught to fear from printing
Though he wished to make it clear
That while Gutenberg was hinting
That the death of scribes was near
It was time, he felt, that reason
Should prevail in such a case
And that printing, while in season
Would not scribblers jobs erase
Can you tell me where we’re going
Said the journalist to the blog
The blog had not the knowing
But it knew ‘twas just a cog
In a world wide web of knowledge
That is there in one big store
So a journalism college
Isn’t needed any more
And the Gutenberg invention
That put papers on the lawn
Faces daily intervention
And will soon in time be gone
Now what happens to the readers
All the kiddies, dads and mammys
Why they’ll simply have new leaders
Guys in bathrobes and pajammys