The Sunday morning talking heads, the six o’clock news, the media types like Chris Matthews, Salon, Newsweek, Time, Mother Jones, and all the rest of the media except for Fox, all tell us we should be thankful to Barack Obama for leading us to the promised land. But for those of us who can’t bring ourselves to thank Obama, whom do we thank for destroying the country? Why we thank the rubes who voted him twice.

If the country’s going down the tubes
Thank the rubes
If the people now in power leave you numb
Thank the dumb
If the feathers on our eagle start to molt
Thank the dolt
If you cry for what the country stood for once
Thank the dunce