Richard Fernandez, at the Belmont Club, posted a thread titled A Real Horse Race, describing the surge by Scott Brown against Martha Coakley in Massachusetts. I posted the following under my Belmont Club handle Walt:
In Boston town of liberal fame
A Coakley kiss protects the flame
But voters turn the smile to frown
As Boston beans are done-up Brown
This was answered by Buddy Larsen, a commenter from Texas, who wrote, under his Belmont Club handle Mongo BL Santamaria:
A limerick awaits to be spun
With Martha and Annie and gun
Where Oakley the shooter
And Coakley the looter
In line five rhyme in time for the pun
Encouraged by the invitation to complete the limerick, I replied:
A limerick awaits to be spun
With Martha and Annie and gun
Where Oakley the shooter
And Coakley the looter
Are here for five lines and then done
I then carried the carnage further by adding:
The difference ‘tween Martha and Ann
Can be seen in the races they ran
Can Annie’s bay horses
Beat Martha’s Dem forces
It be hooves us to think that they can
With shooters like Annie in town
And Coakley’s poll numbers way down
The prez and his crew
Are now changing their hue
As their blue state is turning to Brown
Thus challenged, Mongo responded with a deft thrust of the sword, in lower case, as is his wont when channeling Don Marquis and Mehitabel the cat:
oh lo the po mongo
who tap on his bongo
too near the walt in his lair
for soon to emerge in a syncopate surge
of bass drum and tom-tom and snare
The contest was over. Smiling, Mongo doffed his hat, jauntily waved his muleta and stepped coolly over the blood in the sand, to be awarded both ears and the tail, to the cheers of the adoring crowd.
Moral: Don’t mess with Texas.