President Obama tearfully ruminates on the unfailing doctrine of the unintended consequence.

I often wonder why the heck
I put up with this life
Reduced like this, a hopeless wreck
Two children and a wife
Yes being president is nice
That Air Force One is neat
It costs a lot but worth the price
I get to choose my seat
My golf game’s coming right along
I still have great endurance
But somehow ‘Bamacare went wrong
They’ve canceled my insurance