Marc Ambinder, in the Atlantic, has spun a virtuous angle around President Obama’s failure to say anything about the thwarted bomb attack on the Northwest flight from Amsterdam to Detroit the other day. According to Ambinder, it was a very clever plan on the part of the president: by continuing with his vacation in Hawaii he did not dignify the attack by commenting on it, did not give al Qaeda the satisfaction of knowing the Great One had so much as noticed them. Of course these were the same kinds of people who heaped calumny and contempt upon President Bush when he was caught reading to some kindergartners when the Twin Towers were attacked on 11 September 2001. To those of us not bent over in adoration of the Obama the Great, the clever plan takes on a somewhat more sinister aspect. We suspect that the president of the United States, who spent twenty years in the pews of a church that preached hatred of the United States in general and white men in particular might not be wholeheartedly on our side.
My name is Ambinder
And if I can find her
I’ll ask the DHS to tell
What happened at Schipol
That almost took wee toll
Of airplane and people as well
There’s nothing to see here
The president will be here
As soon as he’s finished his game
In meantime the gap in
Our intel may happen
But we know that Bush is to blame
The problems we’re fixin’
Go back to Dick Nixon
We’ve no time for terrorist plans
The prez will not notice
No matter they goad us
Because they know just where he stands
He stands square with free men
And knows that to be men
Al Qaeda and Taliban must fight
The wars George Bush gave them
And this prez will save them
By leading them into the light
They would not attack us
Instead they would back us
And join us in health care reform
And praise our decisions
On carbon emissions
And Islam would soon be the norm