The world economy is in shambles, the euro is on the verge of collapse, the European Union is shaking in the wind, with countries that should never have been tied to the big boys tied to a monetary system that forces them into bankruptcy. I chanced upon my friend Montmorency, a homeless man, once a Wall Street Master of the Universe, and asked him what happened.
Well, he said, what no one thought
Was that the market could be brought
To such a state and in so short a time
In fact we thought ‘twould never end
That we could borrow, tax and spend
While making money risking not a dime
But suddenly it came undone
Just too much debt and when the One
Piled trillions more upon us that was it
And not just us but Europe too
The welfare state just grew and grew
We had a world of bubbles made of spit
And so that’s where we are today
Defaulted bonds and hell to pay
And riots in the streets with burning cars
The Chinese nervous as a cat
The Germans saying that is that
And all my money friends now drunk in bars
And then he cried and waved a hand
I saw he’d sold his wedding band
And noticed that his clothes were torn and soiled
I handed him ten bucks and said
This cannot last, it is not dead
The welfare state has left us soft and spoiled
The politics will find a way
To take us back to that fine day
When checks were given out to one and all
He cried and said he sure hoped so
And as I smiled and rose to go
He sobbed and said we sure did have a ball