Last Friday, before we got run over by Obamacare over the weekend, we began the saga of one Sulim Amadayev, the Chechen turncoat who was gunned down by the Russians in Dubai, killed by a man with a gold plated automatic, in a clear reference to Agent 007. Continuing the saga, the intriguing question is – will the Russians follow along the Bondian path? Will Russian assassins be reading the adventures of James Bond as they track down their prey?
The Bondian aspect, golden gun
Reveals the fiendish clever fun
The Russkies have when playing out their games
We’ll very soon discover that
The next assassin used a hat
Like Odd Job tried to use on dapper James
Or how about the laser beam
A Dr No or Blofeld scheme?
Or maybe someone else who tried the deed
But Bond would even up the score
With romps with his Pussy Galore
Then when the plot got thick he’d intercede
But Bond was fiction, this was real
It had a kind of final feel
The Russkies don’t forget and don’t forgive
You cross those babies and you’re dead
In a garage or in your bed
When bought you stay if you expect to live