Adam Smith said, “There’s a lot of ruin in a nation,” leading Richard Fernandez at
The Belmont Club to observe, “That fact (that it takes a lot to ruin a nation) may console those who are bent on imposing their vision of fairness on the United States; the idea that however badly they hurt it, the United States wouldn’t fall any lower than number 25 in the world, a middling place with nothing particular to be proud of except for the fact that it was no longer number one. That’s a virtue in the eyes of some, who will ask what is wrong with being another Argentina if that is the price to be paid for ridding the world of the United States?”
What if we’re then the Argentine
That’s something with which we’d be fine
If that’s the price to pay for getting rid
Of US evil, US force
Of knocking Yankee off his horse
And turning over all to good El Cid
What has the Yankee done for us
Add up the minus and the plus
And you will find it’s negative at best
We have our vision brave and bold
To turn the USA of old
Into something rather like the rest
We’ve got our man in DC town
A president of great renown
A man to give the world a brilliant show
Just take a look how he’s begun
To knock us down from number one
It’s always money first the thing to go
Then tax and spend the middle class
To grubbing roots and eating grass
‘Til we’ve gone past the Argies far below
The world will be a better place
When we the world no longer face
The rabid, fearsome menace that we know
Without them now to keep the peace
We need but produce more police
Without them buying products that we make
It will be tough to get along
No doubt but we are surely strong
Enough to live on bread instead of cake
In time we’ll see that as they fall
That so as they then so as all
And while destroying them was so much fun
We all went down as they declined
And now we’re simply stunned to find
That after falling they’re still number one