The Australian government is preparing to kill tens of thousands of camels in order to save the Earth from global warming, claiming that camel farts are harming the environment. What hath Al Gore wrought? How much more absurd can the envirowhackos go in perpetuating this global warming nonsense that everyone else knows is a scam and a fraud? Think about it. If the environmental whackos are killing camels because they fart, what about cows? And if it comes to that, how much methane is being put into the air every day by 6 billion plus people?
So instead of goring oxen
It is camels being Gored
As the carbon Nazis try to save the Earth
From the flatulence of camels
Who just fart because they’re bored
And who’ve farted since the moment of their birth
But if shooting all the farters
Is the plan to cleanse the air
Then they’ve got to line us all against the wall
For we’ve all been known to loose one
So we really must be fair
If they’re gonna kill the farters, kill us all
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