President Roosevelt famously said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” With the incompetent and supremely unqualified Marxist community organizer in the White House, the only thing we have to fear is President Barack Hussein Obama.
To the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s A Modern Major General
He is the very model of a modern Liberal president
He lives in White House chambers but declares he’s just a resident
He loves to dance and loves to sing
He loves the perks his job will bring
But making a decision he will always be so hesitant
He says let’s you and me will get together and we’ll get some boats
Khaddafi’s got to go and so we’ll buy some cheaper UN votes
And so he marches in and then
He marches right on out again
He grins and says you’re doin’ fine I’ll stand right here and hold your coats
Oh yes he is our president and proud we are to have him here
We like the way he bows to kings and smiles when we rise up to cheer
We like him ‘cause he’s just like us
Gals think he is a gorgeous cuss
Yes he’s our president and he’s the only thing we have to fear