Life is a risk. Every time you cross the street or start your car you put yourself at risk. You learn to live with it, learn to ignore the little risks and avoid, if possible, the larger risks. This is why we don’t need some bureaucrat telling us not to do this or not to do that. The problem comes when we are told that Alar is harmful and then after the apple growers are bankrupt we find Alar is not harmful after all. This sort of thing goes on all the time, as junk science has replaced real science in our overly gullible society. The thing to do is ignore the junk scientists and live your life as best you can and you will be fine, because you know something the gullible and the junk scientists do not, which is that life is risky, and the trick lies in knowing where the risks are and avoiding them.
You take the risk
That your crab bisque
Will give you crabs or cancer
A tasty tart
Might make you fart
Don’t eat one that’s the answer
A plate of beans
Taste by all means
But never take the seconds
Who knows what lurks
What evil works
Death by disease still beckons
The lab rats die
No reason why
It must be in the water
And then they find
Oh never mind
You just misunderstood her
My teeth are fine
They really shine
I brush with fluoride daily
But if they rot
I’ll sue the lot
And see them in Old Bailey
Yes life’s a risk
And you may whisk
Along for years with nary
A sickly day
Till angels say
It’s time my boy don’t tarry
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