It is being reported that the NYC trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been scotched, though the trial will go on, but in another city. Which city? That’s what Obama and friends are debating as we speak.
If not New York, Obama cried
Where can we find the truth?
In New Orleans or Detroit town
Or possibly Duluth?
Or Philly just might be the place
In Independence Hall
Where certain people gathered once
Doing what I don’t recall
Then up spake gentle Robert Gibbs
A smile upon his face
Your Majesty he said and bowed
I know what’s just the place
That shining city on a hill
That city by the bay
The Golden Gate and Asiatown
A jury wise and fey
That’s it! Hussein cried, leaping up
We all know who’s the victim
Let’s put him in Pelosi town
They never will convict him