President Obama is ruled by contradiction. He claims to be fighting a war, but offers captured enemy combatants, who respect no rule of law, the full constitutional rights accorded an American citizen, an insane policy no nation, including ours, has ever employed. To get around the business of actually capturing anyone, the president has embarked on an energetic drone campaign, loosing lightning from the sky, thereby eliminating the need for taking prisoners. This keeps him pure in the eyes of the left, at least for a time. Another benefit of taking no prisoners is that President Obama does not have to send them to the country club facility at Guantanamo Bay, otherwise known to the left as that hell-hole Gitmo, an act that would enrage his leftist base and leftist world opinion. And so, the president, the pilot of the American state, must defend the country, something he would much prefer be done by the United Nations and the Human Rights Commission, and washes his hands, like another Pilate, absolving himself of the dirty business of waging war.
The brow caressed by laurel wreathes
The toga cleaned and pressed
Our punchless pilot softly breathes
And puffs his manly chest
We do things by the law, he cried
Not our law, which has failed
These killers will be fairly tried
And afterward impaled
We’ll close that horrid Gitmo down
That place of US shame
The cause of every lefty frown
Or might just change its name
I am the pilot of this State
The greatest land on Earth
And that is why I am so great
For years I’ve proved my worth
I don’t like everything I do
Our enemies I love
A Predator that roams the blue
Is but a gentle dove
The things I do in secret, yea
Of them I wash my hands
Then punchless pilot turned away
Not knowing where he stands