Some things are even more important than politics, and NFL Championship Sunday is one of them. For that reason, I, Nostradamus, will give you my predictions for Sunday’s games. My first prediction is a dome team will win at least one of the games, and since three of the four teams still playing are dome teams, that one is a one hundred percent certainty, as are most of my predictions. And secondly, I will tell you what I have always told the Medicis. Take the points.
The Jets they like to run the ball
Those passing plays they just don’t call
They play defense like hair’s on fire
I see them going wire to wire
The Colts though like to spread it out
With Peyton there is little doubt
That when the man is in the zone
There’s not a game he does not own
The Vikings have a man named Favre
Who grins because he likes to carve
Those corners up with pinpoint throws
And he could win it, I suppose
The Saints sure look like destiny’s team
They’ve never reached the Super Bowl dream
This time as pretty as you please
They’ll get there ‘cause of one Drew Brees