“I don’t know about you, but I’m used to when people legally certify that they are going to do something, that they do it. But I think this was clearly a mistake in retrospect,” Zuckerberg said. “We need to make sure we don’t make that mistake ever again.”

“How dastardly that loathsome shark
Could make of me a simple mark
Never again,” cried Zuckerberg,
“will I be such a suckerberg!
As mea culpas often go
This one is merely meant to show
How virtuous is giant tech
Without a single tiny speck
Of lying, fraud or sly deceit
That can be laid upon our feet
With Facebook one can rest assured
If caught we’ll fall upon our sword
So tell your friends ignore the apps
Their data should be safe, perhaps.”