There are those who say just an ordinary small Little Boy sized atomic bomb in the Tidal Basin would do much to clarify the atmosphere in Washington, but I believe we needn’t go that far, that a Guy Fawkes could do the job, especially since everyone will be together for the State Of The Union address.

Where are you now, oh Mister Fawkes
Your talents we are needing
Beneath the hall where darkness walks
With right and leftist seating
Gunpowder stacked up to the baulks
Will send these people reeling
Gunpowder ‘stead of false faced talks
Will show them how we’re feeling