There have been some great trains in the past, The Broadway Limited, The Orange Blossom Special, The City of New Orleans to name but a few, but the clickety clack rickety rack The Obamacare Special that Obama put on the tracks is not one of them. Obama yelled, “ALL ABOARD!” and everybody got off. Or more accurately, Obama hijacked the world’s finest medical train and everybody got thrown off.

It’s coming down the street, run tell yo momma
The Orange Blossom Special it is not
It’s just an old fish cart pushed by Obama
Whose fish at last is seen by all to rot
For five long years we’ve watched this wreck unfolding
And now it’s come to pass the fish is dead
The carcass in his hands Obama’s holding
Is stinking, and like him, rots from the head