The Global Warming people never give up.  When the asteroid passed us by a whisker a few days ago, trailing meteorites that flashed across the sky, causing windows to blow out in Russia, a CNN anchor asked a meteorite expert if the meteorites were the result of global warming.  Such is the world in which we live- ignorance of the simplest things is accepted as the norm, and the stupidest questions are given respectful answers, so long as the ignorance and the stupidity are on the part of our betters.

Asteroids and meteorites

And magic from the sky

That cause the booms

To shake the rooms

That make the babies cry

But not to worry we know what

Is causing skies to storm

It’s CO2

By me and you

That’s causing Earth to warm