Cuba Libre, Free Cuba, has a fine ring to it, and Obama has just freed the Castro brothers from sanctions that were on the verge of toppling the murderous pair, thereby making certain there would be no Cuba Libre to disturb the sleep of his pals Raoul and Fidel. Or maybe Obama just likes his rum and coke.

For fifty years or more
The Castros sure were sore
The US treated them like Commie swine
But then Obama came
And overturned the game
By buying into Raoul and Fidel’s line
And to negotiate
He sent his current date
A team that had no business in the bigs
They signed it all away
On a table by the bay
You know, the one they call the Bay of Pigs