Hysteria grips us and drives us insane
No proof is required, the guilt will remain
For daring to say that a woman is cute
And holding a door is the act of a brute
Assault is what anyone wants it to be
And feminists cry men must sit down to pee
Where maleness is toxic and must be erased
And gender is sexist and must be replaced
The world I grew up in has gone out of style
A world where a pat on behind drew a smile
Or maybe a frown and a slap in the face
But that was the end, everything in its place
The cops were not called, assault charges not filed
But everything now causes some be riled
It just isn’t safe to be men anymore
We live in the midst of a feminist war