I spoke to Reality just the other day and she said she was getting tired of having to clean up peoples’ messes all the time. I asked if there was something we could do to ease her labors, and she said, yes, stop listening to people who claim they know what is best.

They claim they know what you should eat
What you should wear, what you should think
What you should say, accept defeat
What you should do and what to drink
These people are a full blown curse
They’re viperous, extremely vile
And vaporous and what is worse
They are to everyone a trial
If you but heed to what I say
Let my reality be guide
Then all is well in every way
I know you won’t, but God I’ve tried