September 11

Today is the anniversary of the attack on the World Trade Center, and I am confident you will not see much about it in the papers or TV. No, according to the Left, not much of anything happened on that day, September 11, 2001. The Democrats are pleased that whatever it was that was supposed by some to have happened on that day is now no longer cluttering up the official memory banks. We can all relax. Nothing to see here, move along. There are no Muslim fanatics trying to kill us. How could there be? They are, after all, disciples of the religion of peace. Let’s all go back to sleep, for we have more important things to do than worry about some peaceful young men in far away lands. Things like turning the United States into Mexico or Argentina. Things like destroying the finest healthcare system in the world and running the national debt to astronomical heights in order to grow the power of the Left. No, nothing happened on September 11, 2001, for if there had been it surely would be remarked upon.


El President, the smooth man said

I have the proclamation

The one in which the honored dead

Again remind the nation

Of that sad, sad September day 

Of Muslims’ fierce attack

And how we all joined hands to pray

That they would not be back

My friend, I know not what you mean

El Presidente sighed

For nothing happened at that scene

And no one really died

‘Twas all a ploy by that mad Bush

To get the people cowed

And bomb the folks of Hindu Kush

To make himself feel proud

But I will never fall for such

A dismal, dirty lie

And I have always said as much

And will till day I die

Now back to work we’ve things to do

The country’s in our hands

We’ve time to turn into Peru

Be like other failed lands

Ah no, my friend, I make no speech

To honor our war dead

For doesn’t Holy Koran teach

That some things be unsaid?


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