There was no post yesterday remembering the events of September 11, 2001, because obviously nothing happened on that day. The Democrats are now in power, and they and a Democratic president are pleased that whatever it was that was supposed by some to have happened on that day is now no longer cluttering up the official memory banks. We can all relax. Nothing to see here, move along. There are no Muslim fanatics trying to kill us. How could there be? They are, after all, disciples of the religion of peace. Let’s all go back to sleep, for we have more important things to do than worry about some peaceful young men in far away lands. Things like turning the United States into Mexico or Argentina. Things like destroying the finest healthcare system in the world in order to grow the power of the Left. No, nothing happened on September 11, 2001, for if there had been it surely would have been remarked upon.
El President, the smooth man said
I have the proclamation
The one in which the honored dead
Again remind the nation
Of that sad, sad September day
Of Muslims’ fierce attack
And how we all joined hands to pray
That they would not be back
Dear Rahm I know not what you mean
El Presidente sighed
For nothing happened at that scene
And no one really died
‘Twas all a ploy by that mad Bush
To get the people cowed
And bomb the folks of Hindu Kush
To make himself feel proud
But I will never fall for such
A dismal, dirty lie
And I have always said as much
And will till day I die
Now back to work we’ve things to do
The country’s in our hands
We’ve time to turn into Peru
Just like those other lands
Our mission’s clear dear brother Rahm
Tomorrow is the twelfth
Iran is closing on the bomb
And we must drink their health
Ah no dear Rahm, I make no speech
To honor our war dead
For doesn’t Holy Koran teach
That some things be unsaid?