We all remember that old commercial about the roach motel, where the roaches check in but they never check out. Islam is the same. Apostasy is punishable by death. Once a muslim, always a muslim, so sayeth the Holy Quran. Which brings us to President Obama, who was born muslim, raised muslim, and now says he is an apostate, having renounced Islam and converted to Christianity. Luckily for Obama the muslims regard him as muslim still, and one of their own. Had the muslims thought otherwise the president would have been paid a visit by someone guided by holy writ.
The turbaned iman said come in
His swarthy features wreathed in grin
We welcome you to paradise
Come join with all the gals and guys
Who have accepted Allah’s will
Whose words in heathens quite instill
The fear that God will strike them down
As noble Atta struck the crown
Of western arrogance and greed
Oh how I love to see them bleed
What’s that you say, you’ve changed your mind
I do not mean to be unkind
But once a Muslim always so
In truth you have nowhere to go
For Allah says that we must slay
All those who do not choose to stay
With great regret then you must die
For we were friends sir you and I
But we must bend to Allah’s will
In death you will be Muslim still