There is much chatter in the Arab world that Wikileaks is an American disinformation project. Could Assange be a front for the US government? I don’t believe so. We don’t do that sort of thing very well. But the Brits do. Remember Garbo and The Man Who Never Was? You will recall Assange is Australian, and looks, acts and talks like a guy who would’ve fit right in with the chaps at Bletchley Park or wherever it was James Bond and his pals at MI-6 hung out. No, if Assange is a game being played by the United States, it is being sub-contracted to the Brits.
A German agent planted near
Old Blighty’s threatened shore
With British pistol in his ear
Switched sides and won the war
There was a man who never was
And spoiled the German’s game
We have a man who never was
And Barack is his name
And so we have this Assange guy
And we’re led to believe
A pfc on his first try
With nothing up his sleeve
Downloads a quarter million docs
On Lady Ga-Ga stick
Despite the secrets behind locks
The theft was mighty slick
Where was our Garbo all this time
Did outrage assay forth
From White House on this horrid crime
Did Garbo alter courth?
Of course the man who never was
And Garbo are the same
He speaketh not of Assange’s deed
And Barack is his name