Rahm Emmanuel has famously said, “Never let a crisis go to waste,” a philosophy that led to trillion dollar stimulus packages and the government takeover of the banking and automobile industries. Now both Emmanuel and President Obama are scurrying around for another crisis they can use, knowing they need a crisis to revive the now dead socialist health reform package Obama is trying to sell to a country increasingly in opposition to his radical left wing moves. Emmanuel and Obama are fully aware that a for now mostly quiet Tea Party revolution among the middle class is brewing, principally over Obama’s proposed healthcare plans, and if left unchecked could result in a larger revolt against taxes and against the Democratic party itself. They are correct. Sarah Palin has energized the middle class, and a quiet revolution is slowly grinding down the Obama plan to turn the United States into a socialist paradise. Johnny Cash heard the train a-comin’, and so do Rahm and Barack.
I hear the train a-comin’
She’s rumblin’ down the track
I hear the rails a-hummin’
Rahm, the crowd’s on the attack
We need a crisis sure enough
We need one right away
They say that when the going’s tough
Well, you know what they say
I have a plan, your majesty
Mr. President I mean
To squelch Tea Party travesty
And drive them from the scene
We organize a corps of yoots
Young people don’t you know
The kind of guys don’t give two hoots
So long’s you show the dough
We set upon them with our fists
And axe handles as well
We know their names, we have our lists
We give them merry hell
The crisis then becomes at once
A crisis we can cure
We’ll have our dog and one that hunts
We’re back on top for sure
There is one thing, el president
That stops us from clear sailin’
It’s that Alaska resident
That goddamned Sarah Palin
She’s got the folks all in a twist
They don’t like what we’re doing
I think they just like to resist
I think they just like booing
Ah no dear Rahm it’s more than that
I hear it in the distance
The train’s on time, in nothing flat
We’re out on the insistence
Of people who don’t know or care
That we’re the ones who guide them
They can’t believe that we are there
To praise them or to chide them
I hear the train a-comin’, Rahm
A-rumblin’d down the track
I hear the rails a-hummin’, Rahm
And we ain’t coming back