With the critical health care vote in the House on Sunday, the President is pulling out all the stops, witness his wooing of reluctant Congresswoman Suzanne Kosmas, (D-FL), who is rightly concerned that unemployment in her district is over 10% and rising because Obama has tossed NASA into the dumpster. Will it be enough? We’ll see. My guess it will pass, or have been deemed to have passed, even if the Dems have to turn out the lights.
Mr. President, I do declare
I’d love to vote for your health care
But policy is raising hob
My people’ve lost their NASA job
I feel your pain, Suzanne my dear
But really, you have naught to fear
I know I’m closing NASA down
You sure are pretty when you frown
Now here we are at Air Force One
See how she sparkles in the sun
So come, my dear, and climb right in
We’ll take her for a little spin
That’s right, get comfy in your seat
Now here’s some slippers for your feet
A snack, some food, a little drink?
Ah then where was I, let me think
Ah yes, the coming health care vote
You know we’re in the self same boat
We sink or swim together, dear
We battle stormy weather here
But with your help we’ll pull it through
I know that I can count on you
My private cabin has a lock
When the door’s closed no one will knock
These seats you know go fully back
You think you’re really in the sack
Here let me pull the curtain down
You sure are pretty when you frown