The British are about to have a general election. Unfortunately, from this side of the drink it appears to be a contest between Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee. As George Wallace used to say of Democrats and Republicans, there ain’t a dimes worth of difference between Labour and Tories. Whoever wins, the problems of unassimilated Muslims, unsustainable debt and accelerating decline will not be addressed. What England needs is a Tea Party. Where is the England of Kipling and Chinese Gordon? The England that bestrode the world? Is it still there, still quietly beating beneath the dross and shambles of Labour socialism? England doesn’t need a man on a White Horse, England needs a few good men and women with a cup of tea in their hands, ready to go to work to take their country back.
Sir Thomas Lipton sailed his sloop
Won an America’s Cup
He packaged tea and later soup
The people ate it up
For tea comes easy to the Brits
They like it hot and sweet
At five it’s tea time at the Ritz
With cuke sandwiches neat
But now it’s time for British men
And British women too
To look about and say Amen
It’s bad, what can we do?
Just take it back, tea party style
Demand the madness end
With luck and pluck and maybe guile
You’ll get what you intend
A country free from social ills
Old Blighty as of yore
With socialism’s obscene frills
Shown out the bloody door
Yes drink your tea and sail your sloops
Throw out each party hack
Just march behind tea party troops
And take your country back