President Obama addresses the White House press corps on his latest initiative to bring peace to the Middle East. When pressed, he admitted his policy consists of throwing our friends under the bus.
Throwing people under the bus?
Goodness gracious that’s not us
Although it’s true that we, by golly
Will throw our friends under the trolley
It’s all a matter of style, you see
A graceful act of civility
We’re noted for our kind attacks
That’s why we like those trolley tracks
Iran’s our bosom buddy now
So peace will come, we’ll show you how
We have a lot of friends to sell
We’ll give them Israel as well
They’ll have the bomb, but that’s all right
At least we all can sleep at night
Excuse me please, there goes the phone
What’s that you say, they’ve gone alone?
Teheran is gone, Damascus too?
Now ain’t that like a dirty Jew
They’ve gone without a nod from us
And threw us all under the bus