South Korea has defied the Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans, and will begin a planned artillery exercise today despite the warning from North Korea that doing so constitutes a casus belli, and will respond with overwhelming force if the artillery shoot goes forward. The North says if the war starts, it will go nuclear. We shall see. The North Koreans have threatened to incinerate Seoul, and one day they just might do it. They threaten to sink American warships in the Yellow Sea, and one day just might do it. The North Korean leadership is crazy, everyone says, though they seem to be doing all right. Every time they threaten us we hurry them to the negotiating table where we threaten them with dire consequences if they don’t accept our money, our food and our oil. Sure sounds crazy to me. And if they ever carry out their threats to turn Seoul into a radioactive parking lot, what will our response be? Well, if they do it while Obama is in power the answer is – nothing.
When North Korea bombards Seoul
Obama’s guys will take a poll
To see if we should act or sing and dance
We must not act just out of fear
But wait until the facts are clear
We must of course leave nothing up to chance
Our allies spread throughout the world
Don’t want their banners yet unfurled
Too early still to know what’s going on
It’s better that we just hold back
To see if it’s just one attack
Or just the king-four move of lonely pawn
Our lone response from Sec of State
Will show the Norks we are irate
That they would start to shoot in midst of talks
We know that Kim’s a peaceful man
Who’s doing all that one man can
To hold in check his country’s youthful hawks
And so we offer Kim a bribe
Such things as we will not describe
But first among them cash and oil and food
We must do nothing to inflame
Or cause our foes at home to blame
Us for our country’s ugly sour mood