I ran into a Saudi prince I know in Wal-Mart the other day, and asked him what he was going to do when the Democrats lose the power to keep us from becoming the number one oil and gas producer in the world again. He smiled and said that that would be the end of Saudi Arabia and the entire oil producing Middle East, but seemed quite unconcerned.
We’ve got our stash, he said and smiled
Investments, bank accounts
The Democrats have seen to it
That we made large amounts
Of money selling oil to you
And others by the way
And with that money then we bought
The stuff we own today
Big buildings in New York we own
Large parts of Europe too
Swiss banks are bulging at the seams
With cash we got from you
Of course we know this will someday
Come to a screeching halt
But we’ll survive, we royals will
Because we own the vault
The people though, I said concerned
Will then be quite bereft
Of work and funds and then they’ll fight
Each other for what’s left
The Middle East will then return
To camel caravans
And people living hand to mouth
Upon the burning sands
Oh them, he shrugged, and turned to go
It’s Allah’s will, perchance
We royals though will wish them well
From villas in south France
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