The Three Stooges are but a distant memory, though elections bring out all the Stooges who think they should be in the Oval Office. It need not have been that way, at least not this year, but the Republican first team decided not to play and so we are left with the second string and jayvees. Obama may have a plan to cancel the election, but I don’t think he needs to. All he needs to do is give the stage to the three stooges and stay out of sight until November.
Those right wing guys are truly nuts
To think that that Obama putz
Will cancel the election with a wink
And rule by Diktat with a smile
And honeyed words that will beguile
The masses as they hail their new found Kink
And yet the signs are everywhere
That for the polls he does not care
He acts as though it’s in the bag for sure
He sleeps and golfs and appoints czars
As though it’s written in the stars
That he will be the prez another four
The curtain’s closed, the stage is dark
But in the wings a whispered “Hark!”
As in the dark the Stooges tiptoe in
And then to everyone’s surprise
Moe’s fingers stick in Curly’s eyes
And thus another Stoogie does begin
The audience consists of one
Obama laughs at all the fun
The Stooges just give him a laughing fit
And no it isn’t Larry, Moe
That sends Obama laughing so
It’s Stooges named Ron Paul and Newt and Mitt
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