Joe Buzz, a commenter at Belmont Club, thinks there might be some money to be made by selling people on the idea that the Earth’s magnetic poles are shifting, just as they’ve been sold on the nonsense of man-made global warming to the vast financial profit of Al Gore and other conmen. Joe’s idea is to sell refrigerator magnets to the gullible, with printed instructions on how to keep them properly oriented for maximum effect upon the poles, and to offer pole shifting offsets just like carbon offsets. Making up stories about Canada geese no longer migrating because of the shifting poles will get the enviros and other whackos rushing to buy magnets. The possibilities are endless. If Al Gore can get a Nobel Prize for nonsense, why can’t Joe Buzz?
Hey Joe, you’re on to something here
You name the place I’ll bring the beer
A TV blitz with crying baby geese
We’ll cut Al Gore in for a slice
Although on TV ‘twould be nice
If Al would show up not quite so obese
Refrigerator magnets scream
A con man’s everlasting dream
Instructions printed all with large size type
We’ll get some academics too
Who for a price will work with you
And generate some full time good time hype
I see it now, the dough is real
We’re millionaires, a tingly feel
It’s gonna be just great I know becuz
Ideas like this come so rare
They just electrify the air
And all because of one guy named Joe Buzz