The world is in crisis, and we have an administration that has no clue as to what to do beyond kicking the can down the road in hopes something will turn up. The Middle East is about to blow itself up in a nuclear Armageddon, and we do nothing to prevent it. It was said post Sarajevo that the lamps burned late in the Chancelleries of Europe. They burned late and then they went out for four years, never to be relit. Five Empires perished during those four years, the Turkish, the Russian, the Austro-Hungarian, the German and the British, though the British Empire hung on for another war. Fortunately, the lamps at Foggy Bottom are not, in the present crisis, burning late. Hillary, our best Secretary of State EVAH, never turned them on.
Oh my, she cried, just look at this
It’s such a lovely light!
Just see how bright and cheerful things now are
With Barack as our president
All things will turn out right
We’re fortunate to have a shining star
Who knows apologies will calm
The fiercest Muslim heart
And food will make the North Koreans smile
He leads not from the front because
He loves to play the part
Of team guy which he does with wit and style
Iran will soon nuke up and then
The holocaust begins
But what’s another million Jews or so
Compared to what we’ve done to others
Counting all our sins
We can’t complain if others hoe that row
We here at Foggy Bottom have
It all under control
Our lamps are on and things are looking bright
We’ve signaled to just everyone
That peace will be our goal
I’ll turn the lamps off now and say goodnight