President Obama addressed the assembled members of Congress Tuesday ight and told them he will rule by diktat, issuing Executive Orders to do the things he wants done, regardless of Congress’s views on the matter. Apart from the fascism it was a rather unremarkable State of the Union address.  

I stand before you here tonight
Unwanted and confused
Confessing that our country’s plight
Has left you unamused
But I am here to set it straight
Not if nor even when
But now, alone, I shall not wait
And with my mighty pen
I’ll do what I think needs be done
I‘ll do it without you
Cash money grants for number one
No red states, only blue
I’ll send you packing, send you home
I’ll rule, that is my style
I’ll empty out this ancient dome
Right after you say Heil