News reports indicate a rising tide of crime due to the increasingly difficult financial times. It seems laundry detergent is being stolen from store shelves all across the country, with Tide the rip off of choice. But I wonder. If a thief is caught stealing Tide, will he do Time?
Time and Tide, the poet wrote
Wait for no man, so goes the quote
So steal your Tide, just do not wait
The thief of Time: procrastinate