News reports indicate a rising tide of crime due to the increasingly difficult financial times. It seems laundry detergent is being stolen from store shelves all across the country, with Tide the rip off of choice. But I wonder. If a thief is caught stealing Tide, will he do Time?

Time and Tide, the poet wrote

Wait for no man, so goes the quote

So steal your Tide, just do not wait

The thief of Time: procrastinate