A few days ago a US drone strike in northern Pakistan killed a number of Pakistani Taliban. As the mourners gathered for the funeral some days later, another drone struck the funeral, killing three top Taliban commanders and between fifty and seventy rank and file Taliban, the number dependent on which source you believe. The already dead Taliban were not further harmed. The head Taliban guy, the top commander of the Pakistani Taliban, Baitullah Mehsud, attended the funeral, but according to some sources survived the attack. We shall see. You may recall that a few months ago the very same Baitullah Mehsud called the AP from an undisclosed location and boasted of the ruin he was about to rain on the United States and all its minions. The question is, since he called the AP from an undisclosed location, is he now also in an undisclosed location, dispersed by the drone strike over a square kilometer or two of Pakistani scrub.
Baitullah Mehsud was an angry man
Who called up the AP
To claim that he and his mates can
And will claim victory
He said he would amaze the world
With blows to the great satan
And claimed that death about him swirled
And terror lay a’waitin’
He sneered our fear hangs like a pall
And terror’s his vocation
But notice that he made the call
From an undisclosed location
But just because you’re undisclosed
Won’t mean you’re unlocated
Not if the US is disposed
To make your life truncated
The silent death from out the sky
Sought out the funeral party
The missiles flew and bye and bye
The men who once were hearty
Were just as dead as were their friends
Whose passing they were mourning
Struck down by those who sought their ends
Attacking without warning
A job well done we all would say
Good job from top to bottom
But did Mehsud escape that day?
I think we finally got him
I really get a kick out of reading your verses. Very clever indeed!