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In 2072, in response to a Freedom Of Disinformation request, White House conversations between President Obama and Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel were released to the public. Offensive language has been sanitized.


My new healthcare plan, Rahm

It’s (expletive deleted) beautiful, Mr. President

Taxes, rationing, price controls, Rahm

Your people (expletive deleted) love you, Mr. President

Was watching Fox News the other day, Rahm

(expletive deleted) ‘em, Mr. President

And that hot blond was on

They’re all (expletive deleted) hot, Mr. President

Yes they are, Rahm



And often now I wonder, well

How come it is I got Michelle

But to the biz at hand today

These teabag folks won’t go away

On top of that my health care plan

The public loves, but if they can

Republicans will kill it dead

And put their own plan up instead

And climate change is on the ropes

Just dashing all our fondest hopes

That we can trash the USA

We’ll fight them, Rahm, and make them pay

I talked last night to Karl Marx

And what he said just struck some sparks

The way it looks it’s less than firm

That I will have a second term

Just get our troops to fall in line

And after that we’ll be just fine

I fear we have no time to waste

We need a crisis and in haste

A big one, Rahm, and I’ll declare

That next election will be fair

We’ll hit ‘em high, we’ll hit ‘em low

Yes martial law’s the way to go

Republicans will slink away

And cry and weep and sob and pray

I’m glad we had this little talk

It’s always good to make them squawk

We’ll win this thing, just you and me

And then Republicans will see

That crossing me they’ll pay the price

But follow me and I’ll be nice

Just squeeze them, Rahm, and squeeze them hard

Just squeeze those suckers into lard

And that reminds me, my old pal

That Foxy blond is on right now

And often now I wonder, well

How come it is I got Michelle


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