The Muslim Brotherhood, the new rulers of Egypt, have recently issued a religious observance, stating that men can have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their deaths. So much for enlightened Islam. On the other hand, maybe the wives would prefer it that way.

She looked so fair, just lying there

With lilies all around

And then they wheeled her to the field

And put her in the ground

But not before I’d one last score

So cold she was and still

Just like the past that seemed to last

And I had time to kill