Ice Cubes

In Britain, the Daily Mail reports a number of exploding refrigerators due to the substitution of green approved refrigerant gases to replace the non-green approved CFCs (Freon). The green-friendly coolants apparently leak out of the system and accumulate in the refrigerator, where they ultimately explode. This sort of thing always raises the question of how did the environmental whackos get so powerful that they can dictate to an entire population and any number of industries, from logging to refrigeration to fishing, to dam building, to global warming to you name it. The ban on CFCs is a case in point. The radical left-wing enviros created a crisis, claiming there was a hole in the ozone layer over the South Pole, caused by CFCs leaking into the atmosphere, when any high school science textbook would explain that the hole in the ozone layer over the South Pole was a purely natural phenomenon caused by the rotation of the earth and its magnetic field. Nonetheless, the fraudulent crisis must have served the Left, because it very quickly became observed religion, just as the manufactured and fraudulent global warming crisis serves the Left in their drive for absolute power.      



So now my cubes are dangerous

The ones made out of ice

The whole thing seems so strangerous

And really not quite nice

And now there’s one more thing to fear

As midnight snackers creep

Into the kitchen for a beer

Before they go to sleep

The monster sits there quietly

A-humming in its way

As wifey thinks of dietly

Delights upon the tray

The dishwasher just sits and stares

The range is hunching low

They’re waiting knowing they’ll get theirs

If fridge decides to blow

It’s quiet now and all is dark

Another day is gone

When suddenly the range says Hark!

It’s coming up on dawn

They’ll be down soon it’s breakfast time

And fridge is sounding queer

And there, the clock, I hear the chime

And fridge said, mind the beer

For I’m about to blow this joint

I’m sick of being told

That I’m no good, and what’s the point

If I just can’t get cold

And that is how it ended as

The fridge took his last ride

And out he went with much pizzazz

And everything inside

Now covered all including range

And dishwasher as well

And all ‘cause whackos forced the change

To environmental hell